Ride of a lifetime for Mr Whiplash - thought it hasn’t been easy-rider all the way.
Looking at Gee in his full fetish gear (pictured left) - it’s hard to guess that his true ambition is to ride a winner at the Lions Club Donkey Derby - at the Dell.
After many years struggle - Gee believes this could finally be his year.
A spokesperson for the Lions Club said “there was mixed reaction about Mr Whiplash entering “.
“There was a little confusion last year when Gee was allowed to enter his own mount under the name of Mr Whippy - as we believed that we would be getting some free ice cream - we also believed that Gee would be using a donkey. “
Despite the initial confusion, onlookers found Gee to have a winning way about him: “We were impressed not only because he managed to come second in a very competitive field of donkeys - we were also won over by Gee’s endearing smile when he was beaten, handcuffed and dragged off by two member of the riot squad “.
Gee says “I am hopeful of a win this year as I will be using the same mount as last year. I have been able to fit training in with my work and home life, as my client seems to enjoy being ridden by me - down to the Coop - and the extra he pays for the humiliation of being tied up outside, while I do my shopping, more than covers my shopping bill”.